Beegreen

Freddy: Please Teacher,can I urgently go to the toilet?
Teacher:Recite the alphabet first
Freddy:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher:very good,but wheres the letter p?
Freddy:Running down my leg.




Ah Beng wanted to know the time difference between Beijing and Los Angeles, so he called up an operator to enquire..
Ah Beng: What's the time difference between Beijing and Los Angeles huh?
Operator: Just a minute, sir.
Ah Beng: Okay, thank you ah.
Then he put down the phone.


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